BEWARE of the Squirrells!!!

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MrClean

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BushyTail season is fast approaching. But BEWARE: There is a new breed that is planning a counterstrike to all ye that enter the forest set on doing them harm.

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I always figured those pesky tree rats had some guns and ammo squirreled away and would eventually try to revolt.
 
They are gathering arms quickly! They must be stopped!
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You simply have to deny the enemy.

Next time i go to the woods i am seting up minefields of rattraps around every lone pecan tree i see.:D
 
A man convinced his friend to go deer (still) hunting with him. His friend had never been.

They waited, about 50 feet apart, all day. Not moving, not making a sound. No deer.

About dusk, a beautiful 10 point buck wandered into the clearing. The first hunter sloooooowly raised his rifle and took aim. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, his friend began jumping up and down, running around, and screaming. The buck quickly ran off.

The first hunter was furious...he stomped over to his friend - "What the heck are you doing? You idiot! That was the first deer we saw all day and YOU scared it off."

The second hunter slowly lowered the muzzle of his gun to his friend's belly.

"I got up at 3 this morning. We came out in these woods before the world was even born. It was freezing! I stood in the pouring rain all day. I stood still as icicles formed off my nose. I stood still when I had to take a dump in my pants. I stood still when a fox came by and peed on my leg. I stood still when I got so hungry my stomach thought my throat was cut."

He slowly cocked his gun...

"But I will NOT stand still when two squirrels run up my pants leg and I hear one say to the other, "Let's eat one now and take the other back to the nest for winter.""
 
A man convinced his friend to go deer (still) hunting with him. His friend had never been.

They waited, about 50 feet apart, all day. Not moving, not making a sound. No deer.

About dusk, a beautiful 10 point buck wandered into the clearing. The first hunter sloooooowly raised his rifle and took aim. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, his friend began jumping up and down, running around, and screaming. The buck quickly ran off.

The first hunter was furious...he stomped over to his friend - "What the heck are you doing? You idiot! That was the first deer we saw all day and YOU scared it off."

The second hunter slowly lowered the muzzle of his gun to his friend's belly.

"I got up at 3 this morning. We came out in these woods before the world was even born. It was freezing! I stood in the pouring rain all day. I stood still as icicles formed off my nose. I stood still when I had to take a dump in my pants. I stood still when a fox came by and peed on my leg. I stood still when I got so hungry my stomach thought my throat was cut."

He slowly cocked his gun...

"But I will NOT stand still when two squirrels run up my pants leg and I hear one say to the other, "Let's eat one now and take the other back to the nest for winter.""
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Booooooo!
 
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