Dreaming100Straight
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The best shotgun …for under $ 300…( because I can’t pay the rent, my family doesn’t need food or clothes, my car starts most of the time, my wife can ride the bus….) …..but I have 9 dogs – and I have to feed them.…./ I only have 4 teeth left in my head….but I still go out drinking on Fri and Sat nites to flirt with the babes…/ a man needs his hobbies ya know….
….because I won’t shoot it much ( I can’t afford shells anyway )… / I just want to look cool …and I don’t have any idea what I’ll do with it ( because you clay target guys are just -CENSORED--CENSORED--CENSORED--CENSORED--CENSORED--CENSORED--CENSORED- anyway ….)….and oh, how short can I cut the barrel….and will most any dremel tool or hacksaw work or should I use a cutting torch and then just use a big bastard file to clean it up …?? ….and why would a real man need a “choke”….hell any good redneck can beat all you guys with your fancy $ 800 overpriced shotguns anyway…in any real man’s sports…( like squirrel hunting…)
And when you tell me what the best gun is …..can you tell me what the cheapest one is too….( a man has to know he’s getting a deal…ya know….)….
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Where it says “shotgun” ……feel free to insert the work “handgun”, or “semi-auto handgun”, or “revolver”, or “rifle”….
Because I’m going to ask the same questions over there….too….
….because I won’t shoot it much ( I can’t afford shells anyway )… / I just want to look cool …and I don’t have any idea what I’ll do with it ( because you clay target guys are just -CENSORED--CENSORED--CENSORED--CENSORED--CENSORED--CENSORED--CENSORED- anyway ….)….and oh, how short can I cut the barrel….and will most any dremel tool or hacksaw work or should I use a cutting torch and then just use a big bastard file to clean it up …?? ….and why would a real man need a “choke”….hell any good redneck can beat all you guys with your fancy $ 800 overpriced shotguns anyway…in any real man’s sports…( like squirrel hunting…)
And when you tell me what the best gun is …..can you tell me what the cheapest one is too….( a man has to know he’s getting a deal…ya know….)….
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Where it says “shotgun” ……feel free to insert the work “handgun”, or “semi-auto handgun”, or “revolver”, or “rifle”….
Because I’m going to ask the same questions over there….too….