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Greg Bell

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Guys,
I have a Glock 23 with 7566 rounds of Cor-Bon through it. Additionally, I've shot a variety of high pressure handloads through it. This gun is unstoppable. Zero malfunctions. I once boiled it , fully loaded, with a pot of chicken noodle soup to test it--worked perfectly! Top this!
GHB
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>I once boiled it , fully loaded, with a pot of chicken noodle soup to test it--worked perfectly! Top this![/quote]

There are easier way to get your daily allowance of minerals ...

pax

"Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better." -- Robert Redford
 
Did it affect the taste of the soup?

Did you have a Glockwurst sandwich with your soup?

Sam....Normal doesn't ring a bell, maby I have never been there.
 
Ah! But did you fire your Glock while it was boiling in the soup? That's the real test of a good duty gun you know.

Hey, has anyone here heard of led poisoning?

Tstr
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tstr:

Hey, has anyone here heard of led poisoning?

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Is that when you can't get "Stairway to Heaven" out of your head?
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Greg Bell:
I once boiled it , fully loaded, with a pot of chicken noodle soup to test it--[/quote]
Can I ask what real world condition you were trying to simulate with this "test"? It never fails to amaze me the lengths Glock-ophiles will go to, just to prove that their gun will still work under the most preposterous conditions.
Eric
 
What, you guys have never heard of the secret Glock soup receipe? All the Navy SEAL cooks throw a G17 in with their soup!

Personally, I add a G20 to my chilli. Gives it that extra "punch" :D

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Phffffffft Kaboom WOW :D Soup gave me gas :(

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Anonymous
 
"Led" poisoning is when you are led to shot
those silly plastic guns,...now Lead poisoning on the other han...

[This message has been edited by bobo (edited October 05, 2000).]
 
Oh Yea! I have a HK VP70z (We all know Glitch ripped it off!) It has an extended 8in, double compensated, threaded bar-sto barrel with a unique reversed polygonal bore. I have carried this pistol everyday as my weapon of choice and I also carried it as my duty weapon while assigned to a NSA ultra top-secret unit! I have disabled tanks with this weapon at well over 200 yards using a special handloaded mega high pressure ammo designed to maintain maximum velocity out to 199.84 yards then drop to 850 fps just before reaching my intended target. Where it would explode raining radioactive radium and chloro-magnesium sulfide pellets on the tank. This aided me in maintaining complete covertness on my missions.

I have shot this pistol well over 125,000 times. I have drug it with me across every continent known to man including the top-secret New World Order government installation located 3,824 miles south of Chile on the continent of Antarctica, when I went there to serve the New World Order President Ronald Reagan in faking the Gulf War.


Weasel
 
The Chicken Soup test has recently come into disfavor with serious pistoleros. It has been supplanted by the Chili and Beans test.
 
I have just passed the 3 million mark on my Sig 229. When I picked the gun up in the early 90's, I thought, here is a nice little gun--but an aluminum frame? So I began my quest to tourture test it. First I dropped the gun in a vat of sulfuric acid--no M/Fs. Next, I had the gun dropped from a helicopter hovering over a live volcano at Mount Tiki-Tiki--no M/Fs. Next, I had the gun frozen in neon at 40 degrees below absolute zero. Not only did it function--it was cryro accurized! Next, I had the gun dragged behind a land speed record holding rocket car at the salt flats--no malfunctions. At this point, the finish began showing a little wear. I decided to have the gun black -T'd. To test this, I had the gun bead-blasted with industrial diamonds. After going through five Bosch 66xxx66 mega blasters I decided black -T was all right. Then I fired 3 million triple charged extra-thinwalled 40 S&W rounds through the gun in two afternoons--no malfunctions.
Unfortunately, the problem with the finish coming off really keeps me from recomending the 229.
Next time I'll tell you about my REALLY TOUGH long-term G17!
 
Put on your hip boots.

I have a Jennings J-22 that fired two rounds in succession without a malfunction. Of course the first shot was manually racked.

-- still can't hit anything with it . . .
 
Million rounds out of a 229 is nothing, should be able to handle 12 to 15 million easy…
We have SIG assault rifles used during the Chinese liberation of Finland that have fired over 80 million rounds! One Coast Guard Reserve SEAL/DELTA/CIA/KGB Double Agent remained at his post continuously firing his custom designed, belt fed SIG for 16 months uninterrupted; we shipped ammo belts to him by way of a supersecret, underground, highspeed bullet train designed by Werner Von Braun in the early 1900’s.

Weasel
 
I was just enlightened by our spies at the psychic friends network that a Kel Tek currently undergoing evaluation at our R&D facility near Dream Land has transcended the 100,000 round mark. We also have one being outfitted for a .50AE round, will be a backup gun for our field agents.
 
True Story. Outside of bluing, the only handgun that I ever boiled was unearthed after WWII in the cellar of the mayor of Dijon, France. It was solid rust and I figured I had nothing to lose. I boiled it in a strong solution of commercial radiator cleaner. The rust came off in sheets and when it appeared to be fully poached, I rinsed it and oiled it and it functioned perfectly and you could even read the engraving.

Try that on your Glock!

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Better days to be,

Ed
 
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