Whats up conkill!
Welcome, I'm laughing right now, great to see ya. Yah get one! I've posted here before about some of the legal responsibilities, but all in all, you should own at least one, one time in your collection. They are fun to "play" with, but wouldn't carry one when I need to be serious.
My experience is, you get what you pay for. Cheap ones (under $100) are big and bulky and will get banged around more, middle of the roads, maybe over $200, close to $300 are pretty nice and are smaller, I'd say worth getting. But... if $200-$300 is in your budget, is $500? I think the Lazermax's and grip mounted lasers are nice, and you won't need to spend any more money on new holsters.
But my mind keeps coming back to this,
$500 = a sweet laser, or... another gun?
$100 = a laser to play with... and $400 left over for another gun.