Feeding animals...
... can have bad results. Luckily, sometimes those bad results don't get past the comical stage.
One time, I was canoeing the Wekiva River in FL. At one point, where the river really narrows, I became aware of three begging raccoons. I suspect people had been throwing them scraps. Not being one to toss food to the wildlife, I didn't, so the little guys started pursuing me along the riverbank. One even went so far as to range ahead, and climb out on an overhanging branch - looked like a boarding action. I waved my paddle up near him as the canoe drifted under, and he opted not to jump down after all, but I was quite impressed by their tactical innovation.
Another time, when I was a baby (so while I was there, I really only know the story because my parents told me about it later) my dad proved a few things: 1) don't ignore the signs at Federal parks that say "Don't feed the bears." 2) If the bears are some distance away, and you feel you should get out of your truck in order to throw food to them - don't do it. 3) If you ignore 1 and 2, do not proceed to throw round food items, such as oranges and apples, uphill to the bears....
I love my dad, but he is great in the role of abject lesson from time to time.
