News reports naming names have been deleted from press releases from the Balonian insurrection to restore firearm rights.
This reporter used a name too similar to a well known senator from the ABSOLUTELY FREE USA and the report seems to have been deleted.
Oh well, the name was probably wrong anyway.
Anyhow, Balonian rebels have embarked on a new strategy. They are dressing in white shirts and neat haircuts and ringing doorbells. When the citizens open the door, they ask "Are there any firearms in this house?" If the answer is positive, they leave a gun safety brochure and go away.
If the Balonian at the door says "No" or indicates horror at the thought of having a gun in the house, the rebels kick in the door, run in, place "DEAD" signs on each child. "RAPED" signs on the women and "STUPID" signs on the men. They then leave with a polite, "Think about it" and a set of new door hinges for the citizens.
This reporter used a name too similar to a well known senator from the ABSOLUTELY FREE USA and the report seems to have been deleted.
Oh well, the name was probably wrong anyway.
Anyhow, Balonian rebels have embarked on a new strategy. They are dressing in white shirts and neat haircuts and ringing doorbells. When the citizens open the door, they ask "Are there any firearms in this house?" If the answer is positive, they leave a gun safety brochure and go away.
If the Balonian at the door says "No" or indicates horror at the thought of having a gun in the house, the rebels kick in the door, run in, place "DEAD" signs on each child. "RAPED" signs on the women and "STUPID" signs on the men. They then leave with a polite, "Think about it" and a set of new door hinges for the citizens.