ATF humor

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dZ

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A Case For The ATF
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The phone rings at ATF headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this ATF?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding
deadly cop killer bullets in his firewood."
"This will be noted."

Next day, the ATF comes over to Tom's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept, break
every piece of wood, find no deadly cop killer bullets, swear at Tom
and leave.

The phone rings at Tom's house.
"Hey, Tom! Did the ATF come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yeah they did."
"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my
garden plowed."
 
swear at Tom and leave.

dz, this is the BATF you're talking about. It's more like, "They swear at Tom, shoot his dog, stomp on his cat, anally rape his grandmother, hog-tie his kids, beat the living sh!t out of his wife, torch his house, and leave."

Other than that, good joke.

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"Taking a long view of history, we may say that
anyone who lays down his arms deserves whatever he gets."
--Jeff Cooper
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>"They swear at Tom, shoot his dog, stomp on his cat, anally rape his grandmother, hog-tie his kids, beat the living sh!t out of his wife, torch his house, and leave."[/quote]

I wouldn't put it past them!

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"Are we at last brought to such an humiliating and debasing degradation that we cannot be trusted with arms for our own defense? Where is the difference between having our arms under our own possession and under our own direction, and having them under the management of Congress? If our defense be the real object of having those arms, in whose hands can they be trusted with more propriety, or equal safety to us, as in our own hands?"
- Patrick Henry

http://www.homestead.com/gunrights/Guns_and_Gunrights.html

ICQ no. 46780559
 
As far as I can tell, except for the granny-rape all the rest has happened.
Is this a police state or what???

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Better days to be,

Ed
 
No - the granny rape was FBI...

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"We learn from history that we learn nothing from history."

-- George Bernard Shaw

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
The Critic formerly known as Kodiac
 
dZ, thanks for the laugh.

George, say it ain't so. Fan Belt Inspectors wouldn't do that, would they?

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Vigilantibus et non dormientibus jura subveniunt
 
Get real guys, you can't even get BATF guys out of the office...unless you were to hide the cop killer bullets in a doughnut.
 
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