Assaulting with an Assault weapon?

M4A3

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Can some one give me tips on how to move, shoot, hold my weapon etc... How does one assault an objective?
 
1. Jump off AFV.
2. Push selector down one to FA.
3. Shout "Urrraaah! Na Zapat!".
4. Squint through mask, smoke and chem to find Tovarish Senior Sgt. waving pistol toward objective.
5. Hope, do not pray, that your outgoing is not short.
6. Move those LPCs!
 
Insulting assault weapons?
If it's an AR it's just too easy. But don't toss an insult at an AK - they can be pretty tough.
 
When a-salting an object, I like to use the sea. I find that purified sea-salt is affordable, tastes good and works well in a matching salt/pepper grinding set I have. Avoid anything that requires portable electric power. Apparently, a-salting batteries is against the law.

*hangs his head in shame* Puns ... the lowest form of humor.
 
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