Army of Darkness

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cobraman

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That's right Army of Darkness. Possibly the Best bad movie to ever made. Here's the question: What company in Grand Rapids MN makes a 12 gauge doulbel barrel boom stick with a hair trigger,cobalt steel barrel, walnut stock and retails for about 109.99?

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Remington.

It was on here the other week.

What a GREAT bad movie!

It was full of hysterical throwbacks to other horror and sci fi movies.

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Beware the man with the S&W .357 Mag.
Chances are he knows how to use it.
 
I always thought that the first 2 ED movies were funnier... In any case Sam Raami sure knows how to make bad cinema good!

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Big Guns again
No speakee well
But plain.
--H.C
 
You She-B***h, Lets Rock...

and my personal favorite, 5 rounds out of a double barrel.

Excellent movie. Watch it when you are tired. :)
 
There is a director's cut of AOD on SCiFi channel once in awhile. It has more scenes with the steam powered battle wagon in it. I love the contents of the OLDSMOBILE's trunk
Box of Shells, gas can, and a text book on steam powered engine's.

Its a trick get an ax
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[This message has been edited by cobraman (edited June 28, 2000).]
 
Note: My nickname is not from the movie (my initials) but it comes in handy :)

Check out: www.geocities.com/~aral/rmain.html
The Mutant Reviewers from Hell. The site includes a minute-by-minute run down of AOD with some very funny comments

Contents of Ash's trunk: 2 liter bottle of Coke, a tool kit, rope, a gasoline canister, an issue of Fangora, a Chemistry
textbook (!), a book on steam plant operation (!!), a light, a saw, an issue of DHP, jumper cables, a box of shotgun
shells (like he needs them), and a stereo.
 
Any movie review site whose first review is The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension can't be all bad. Will bookmark that.

Will have to go rent AOD.
 
"Shop smart, shop S Mart!" :D :D :D

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There's no such thing as too much love, too much money or too much ammo.
 
That's what we call... pillow talk, baby.

Next one of you primates even TOUCHES me. Boom!

You found me beautiful once.
Well, you got reeeal ugly.

and of course

Klaatu, Barata, Nich (cough) (cough)
 
I agree with all. A GREAT bad movie. I pull out the video every couple of months to watch it. This movie has more quotable lines than most any movie I've ever seen, including Ford Fairlane. :)
 
"Well Helllooooo Mister Fancy Pants!
I got news for you. You're only in charge of two things, jack and s**t. And jack left town"
AoD is in my collection. Just watched Evil Dead 2 (other keeper) the other night. I Wonder if Ash filled out the necessary paperwork for BATF before taking the chainsaw and cutting down the sxs shotgun barrels to about 13"? How would he be able to send in the fingerprints when his right hand has been 'lopped off' by himself (a sign of his own mental instability) and commits felonius assaults and premeditated murder?
 
I watched Evil Dead 2 when I was in the army. Became me and a buddy's favorite movie. Always quoting from it. Anyway, didn't like the first one, but 2 and AOD were the greatest.

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"Vote with a Bullet."
 
This......is my BOOM STICK!!!!

Hahahahaha, gotta love it!


John

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"America is at that awkward stage.
It's too late to work within the system,
but too early to start shooting the bastards."
--Claire Wolfe
 
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