Since tonite is election eve, please call as many people as you can between the hours
of 6PM and 11PM and yell, "Vote for Al Gore, you creep!" Then slam the phone down
so they can't have time to think about voting for Bush.
Then take a nap.
Arise again at 2:15 AM At that time begin making POLITE calls reminding people to
get out and vote for Al Gore. Stop calling at 3:45 AM
of 6PM and 11PM and yell, "Vote for Al Gore, you creep!" Then slam the phone down
so they can't have time to think about voting for Bush.
Then take a nap.
Arise again at 2:15 AM At that time begin making POLITE calls reminding people to
get out and vote for Al Gore. Stop calling at 3:45 AM