I no longer do any shooting and I have been trying to pare down my accumulation, but I still have four handguns, no rifles. I'm way over the militia age.
It sounds good in theory. If there is a practical reason to own a firearm, which is arguable in most circumstances, then it makes sense to have one "real" gun. If you lived in the country, which I don't, then it would probably make sense to have a second gun, presumably a long gun, and probably a .22 would make the most sense. When I lived in the country, people I knew did not own a dozen firearms but most had at least one, sometimes more. My father, who lived in the country for the last 40 years of his life (and the first 25) managed to get by with just a .22 revolver.
Yet there is always something new coming along that charms me. I have been intending to trade off three of the four for something new, which I've mentioned here before, only I can't bring myself to go through with it, not so much because of what I would be giving up (there will be regret--there always has been) but rather because of the simple expense of the matter and the overall bother. To me, $800 is a huge amount of money.
Like I say, though, I own no rifle, and then, when I'm checking to see if they got another sample of the gun I'm most interested in, I happen to look over the used rifles and there's this Savage 99 in .308....and the sleepless nights come again.
But marraige?