Funny VP70 story.
For a long time, since I was in High School at least, I wanted a VP70. 18 rounds! Looks like a phaser pistol! Space age polymer composite frame! What wasn't to lust after?
Well the years went by and, despite being a fairly active shooter and hanging around in gun shops a lot, I never laid hand nor eye on one. About six months after starting my first job at a gun store, I mention this to my boss after we'd locked the doors, over an after-work beer.
"You don't want one of those things. They're lousy." Great. He was playing all 'older & wiser'.
"Yes, I do want one. They're cool."
"But you've never seen one?"
"Well, no."
"Follow me". We went back to the big safe, which he opens and starts rummaging around the far reaches of, emerging with not one, but three NIB VP70's. He handed me the top one off the stack, explaining that he pretty much came to the conclusion that they weren't going to sell, so he decided to put them up until they became "collector's items". "If you still want one", he said "I'll trade you for that Glock 23 on your hip".
Here it was, the gun of my study hall dreams, and it was pure... well, clunky. The plastic felt kinda cheesy compared to the Glock's, too. It was huge, and the trigger... ugh, the trigger was atrocious. When a Glock shooter starts complaining about a trigger, well, that's bad. I looked at the stack of VP70's, and at the Glock on my hip, sighed reluctantly, and told my boss "I guess you're right; I don't want one". I felt like a kid who meets a celebrity in person must feel when they first discover the meaning of "trick camera angles", "airbrushing" and "body doubles". I guess my boss really was older and wiser.
That being said, there's hardly any cheaper way to buy into HK brand snobbery than tracking down a used VP70 or HK4.