Anyone can be a Democrat . . .
Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply quit thinking and vote that way. But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are some prerequisites you must have first. Compare the below and see how you rate.
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a
lack of federal funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't
teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified
to teach those same kids about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-
abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S.
nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese
communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before
Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are
less affected by cyclical, documented changes in
the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies
driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are
artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but
support abortion on demand.
8. You have to believe that businesses create
oppression and governments create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about
nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more
important than actually doing something to earn
it.
11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt
politicians, start wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it
supports certain parts of the Constitution, while
the ACLU is good, because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but
ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and
Gloria Steinmen are more important to American
history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E.
Lee or Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are
racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a
lady.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism
hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because
the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth
belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender
belongs in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades
displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality
should be constitutionally protected and manger
scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party
funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best
interest of the United States.
Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply quit thinking and vote that way. But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are some prerequisites you must have first. Compare the below and see how you rate.
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a
lack of federal funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't
teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified
to teach those same kids about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-
abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S.
nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese
communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before
Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are
less affected by cyclical, documented changes in
the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies
driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are
artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but
support abortion on demand.
8. You have to believe that businesses create
oppression and governments create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about
nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more
important than actually doing something to earn
it.
11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt
politicians, start wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it
supports certain parts of the Constitution, while
the ACLU is good, because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but
ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and
Gloria Steinmen are more important to American
history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E.
Lee or Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are
racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a
lady.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism
hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because
the right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth
belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender
belongs in the White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades
displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality
should be constitutionally protected and manger
scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party
funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best
interest of the United States.