All I ever needed to know I learned from Noah's ark.

anodes

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All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned From Noah's Ark

1. Don't miss the boat.
2. Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.
3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
4. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.
5. Don't listen to critics, just get on with what has to be done.
6. Build your future on high ground.
7. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
8. Two heads are better than one.
9. Speed isn't always an advantage; the snails were on board with the cheetahs.
10. When you're stressed, float awhile.
11. Remember that the ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic was built by professionals.
12. Remember that woodpeckers inside are a larger threat than the storm outside.
13. No matter the storm, when you're with God there's a rainbow waiting.

OK, maybe it's a little corny.
anodes.
 
Anodes, thanks, I have been having a rotten day, and #13 really helped. Thanks.

DOC

By the way, if anyone knows of a decent job anywhere near Jacksonville, FL, please chime in!

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I thought I'd seen it all, until a 22WMR spun a bunny 2 1/4 times in the air!
 
DOC -
Blue Cross/Blue Shield. They're always hiring, and generally happy to get ex-military. (I assume you're getting out.) No, you probably wouldn't want to make a career with them, but it'd give you some breathing room. Plus, it wouldn't be much of a drive for you. Make sure to check out the job fair at your TAP class.

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"...and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one."
Luke 22:36
"An armed society is a polite society."
Robert Heinlein
"Power corrupts. Absolute power - is kinda cool!"
Fred Reed
 
DOC, Glad to help out! 22world has been down too long! Hope you have a better one. :)

Not to get preachy or anything I feel that #12. "Remember that woodpeckers inside are a larger threat than the storm outside." is the item of greatest concern with regard to RKBA. Very appropriate IMO.
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