Al Gore Coincidences???

Redleg

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Al Gore- Socialist boob fighting and scratching for a chance to become president.

Algophobia- The morbid fear of pain. (For instance, the pain this nation will have to endure if he succeeds.)

Algorithm- A procedure for solving mathematical problems in an infinite number of steps that frequently involves repetition of an operation. (Like counting ballots over and over until you finally get the result you want.)

Algol- A binary star in the constellation Perseus whose larger component revolves around and eclipses the smaller, brighter star causing periodic variations in brightness. (Bill & Al. Nuff said.)

Algology- The science and study of algae. (Ha! I'd say he qualifies as algae.)

And finally, my favorite...

Algolagnia \'al-go-lag-ne-a\- A perversion characterized by pleasure and sexual gratification by inflicting or suffering pain. (Hmmm... I tell you what, all the pain he's causing the American people could now be considered Sexual Harassment)
 
...and another

Algortion: The termination of one`s political career. Usually not done until it causes permanent injury to the body politic.
 
how about...

Algorhole: Orifice used to sprew hot gasious matter. Did you know Algore invented the universe?
 
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