My luggage always throws a positive, when swabbed.
I plan on being delayed, any time I fly. If I, somehow, manage to just get the quick visual search (after the positive hit), it gives me some time to do some reading before the flight.
Just another reminder from an incident I've detailed before:
Don't wrap a cell phone charger around a rifle scope in your carry-on bag...
Don't call it a "rifle scope" in a NY airport...
Don't tell them the reason you have it, is because you're on your way to hunt camels, but the rifle is at your destination (with a boarding pass for a flight to Utah)...
I wasn't thinking about what it would look like in an X-ray, and things got worse from there...
I still don't know how... but I made the flight (with just
seconds to spare).
The TSA agents think anything
they don't like is a reason to detain you, and tell you it's illegal to take on the flight. And, since they can't take a joke... FrankenMauser + TSA = bad combination. It doesn't help, that I was investigated as a suspected domestic terrorist in October 2001 (road-raged jerk thought it would be funny to report that I was trying to blow up a dam that would flood several cities -- When the authorities took 18+ hours to locate me, it got blown out of proportion -- but it made for a fun exchange with TSA, when I had a wire-wrapped rifle scope in my bag -- or the time I had a computer in my bag, stuffed with Nintendo game cartridges -- or the time I had a full case of Big Red Gum next to bag of LEDs and resistors...
). Sometimes, I wonder if I am subconsciously
trying to get them worked up. It is fun to watch them get anxious, though.