Remember that old Charlie Daniels song,
The Devil went down to Georgia"?
Well, here's a new version entitled:
AL GORE WENT DOWN TO FLORIDA
Al Gore went down to Florida
He was lookin' for an election to steal.
He was in a bind
Cause he was way behind,
And he was willin' to cut a deal.
When he came across a Gov'ner
Knawin' on a victory and chewin' hard
Gore jumped up on a hickory stump
and said, "Gov, let me tell you what"
"I bet you didn't know it but I'm a contender in
Florida too,
and if you care to take a dare,
I'll make a bet with you.
Now you ran a good campaign down here,
but give Al Gore his due.
I'll bet a nation of gold and the white house it
that I got more votes than you!"
The gov'ner said, "My nam'es Dubya and it might be a
sin....
But I'll take that bet, your gonna regret,
cause this Texan always wins"
(Chorus)
Dubya rally up your troops and fight for that vote
hard.
Cause Al Gores loose in Florida and Bill Daley holds
the cards.
If you win you get that shiny nation, made of gold,
but if you lose, then Al Gore gets control.
Al Gore opened up his mouth and said "I'll start
this show"
And fire burned in the eyes of lawyers,
who knew they'd make some dough.
And he pulled his hand across his lips,
he made an evil grin.
Then in walked all the Palm Beach voters,
Dubya's chances were lookin' thin.
(Guitar/bass solo)
When Al Gore finished, Dubya said...
"Well, your pretty good ol' son
Now plant your butt in that there chair
and let me show you how it's done!"
(Chorus II)
Dems in the orange groves,
Run George, Run.
You can't lose now in the land of the sun.
Your dad's on your side and your brothers' in tow,
Gore in the White House,
God, Please NO!
(Fast Fiddle/Guitar solo)
Al Gore bowed his head because he knew that he'd
been beat.
He conceded that golden nation on the ground at
Dubya's feet. Dubya
said, "Gore, just come on back if ya ever wanna try
again, cause I told
you
once you tree huggin' dunce, this Texan always wins!"
The Devil went down to Georgia"?
Well, here's a new version entitled:
AL GORE WENT DOWN TO FLORIDA
Al Gore went down to Florida
He was lookin' for an election to steal.
He was in a bind
Cause he was way behind,
And he was willin' to cut a deal.
When he came across a Gov'ner
Knawin' on a victory and chewin' hard
Gore jumped up on a hickory stump
and said, "Gov, let me tell you what"
"I bet you didn't know it but I'm a contender in
Florida too,
and if you care to take a dare,
I'll make a bet with you.
Now you ran a good campaign down here,
but give Al Gore his due.
I'll bet a nation of gold and the white house it
that I got more votes than you!"
The gov'ner said, "My nam'es Dubya and it might be a
sin....
But I'll take that bet, your gonna regret,
cause this Texan always wins"
(Chorus)
Dubya rally up your troops and fight for that vote
hard.
Cause Al Gores loose in Florida and Bill Daley holds
the cards.
If you win you get that shiny nation, made of gold,
but if you lose, then Al Gore gets control.
Al Gore opened up his mouth and said "I'll start
this show"
And fire burned in the eyes of lawyers,
who knew they'd make some dough.
And he pulled his hand across his lips,
he made an evil grin.
Then in walked all the Palm Beach voters,
Dubya's chances were lookin' thin.
(Guitar/bass solo)
When Al Gore finished, Dubya said...
"Well, your pretty good ol' son
Now plant your butt in that there chair
and let me show you how it's done!"
(Chorus II)
Dems in the orange groves,
Run George, Run.
You can't lose now in the land of the sun.
Your dad's on your side and your brothers' in tow,
Gore in the White House,
God, Please NO!
(Fast Fiddle/Guitar solo)
Al Gore bowed his head because he knew that he'd
been beat.
He conceded that golden nation on the ground at
Dubya's feet. Dubya
said, "Gore, just come on back if ya ever wanna try
again, cause I told
you
once you tree huggin' dunce, this Texan always wins!"
