Ho Ho Ho,
Hello out there, people of the world. This is Santa. I just wanted to let you know that Christmas may be a little late this year. After checking my list I have found some “problems” with the results. As you know I check the list twice to ensure accuracy. The first result showed: 428,534,120 Good, 428,523,119 Bad. The second result showed: 428,534,118 Good, 428,523,121 Bad. So you see, I can't, in good faith, go out and deliver presents while knowing I could have made a mistake. Maybe little Johnny was good for once, then again, maybe not. So, I have enlisted the help of the Mrs. and all my elves to help conduct a manual recount. We hope to have this finished up before 5pm on the 24th of December, but there is a possibility that it may take longer. You see, the list I used was not quite clear to me. Although I made it myself, I forgot what it meant. You know, Good...and Bad? The two terms are very confusing. And the check marks I used were not all the same, some went left, some right, some were just a mark. Some went through both boxes and some didn't even have much of a mark on them. It may be difficult to determine my intent at the time of making the list. So, if you wake up on Christmas morning, and there are no presents under your tree, rest assured my elves and I are trying to recount the list in a fair and swift manner. Thank you for your patience and understanding in these trying times.
Santa
Hello out there, people of the world. This is Santa. I just wanted to let you know that Christmas may be a little late this year. After checking my list I have found some “problems” with the results. As you know I check the list twice to ensure accuracy. The first result showed: 428,534,120 Good, 428,523,119 Bad. The second result showed: 428,534,118 Good, 428,523,121 Bad. So you see, I can't, in good faith, go out and deliver presents while knowing I could have made a mistake. Maybe little Johnny was good for once, then again, maybe not. So, I have enlisted the help of the Mrs. and all my elves to help conduct a manual recount. We hope to have this finished up before 5pm on the 24th of December, but there is a possibility that it may take longer. You see, the list I used was not quite clear to me. Although I made it myself, I forgot what it meant. You know, Good...and Bad? The two terms are very confusing. And the check marks I used were not all the same, some went left, some right, some were just a mark. Some went through both boxes and some didn't even have much of a mark on them. It may be difficult to determine my intent at the time of making the list. So, if you wake up on Christmas morning, and there are no presents under your tree, rest assured my elves and I are trying to recount the list in a fair and swift manner. Thank you for your patience and understanding in these trying times.
Santa