One day Bill Clinton slipped away from
the Secret Service and was out jogging.
He accidentally tripped and fell off a bridge
into the cold water below...
Three 10-year old boys were playing along
the river and saw him fall in so they all jumped
in and saved him and dragged him to shore.
He was so thankful that he told each of
them, "Boys, you just saved the President
of the United States and each of you
deserve a reward."
The first boy says, "I want to go to Disneyland!"
"I'll take you there myself!!!" exclaims Bill.
The second boy says, "I want a brand new pair
of autographed Nike Air Jordan's."
"I'll buy them for you myself," says Bill.
"And I want a motorized wheelchair with a
stereo built into it with custom speakers," the
third boy says.
The president looks at the boy and says, "But
son you don't look like you are handicapped to me."
The boy says, "I'm going to be when my dad
finds out I saved you from drowning."
the Secret Service and was out jogging.
He accidentally tripped and fell off a bridge
into the cold water below...
Three 10-year old boys were playing along
the river and saw him fall in so they all jumped
in and saved him and dragged him to shore.
He was so thankful that he told each of
them, "Boys, you just saved the President
of the United States and each of you
deserve a reward."
The first boy says, "I want to go to Disneyland!"
"I'll take you there myself!!!" exclaims Bill.
The second boy says, "I want a brand new pair
of autographed Nike Air Jordan's."
"I'll buy them for you myself," says Bill.
"And I want a motorized wheelchair with a
stereo built into it with custom speakers," the
third boy says.
The president looks at the boy and says, "But
son you don't look like you are handicapped to me."
The boy says, "I'm going to be when my dad
finds out I saved you from drowning."