A bit of humor

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JIMSPD9

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A state trooper stopped an 80 yr old lady. When she surrendered her drivers licience she also handed her CCW to the officer. The trooper asked if she was armed and she answered like this.

Well young man, I have a Colt .45 automatic in the glove box. A 9mm Glock in the console and a S&W snub nosed .38 in my purse.

Somewhat taken a back the trooper asked, Lady what are you so afraid of?
She smiled and said "Not a dammed thing"

JIMSPD9
 
Hah

Well, assuming that happened, I guess that answers the question of what type of reaction you will get from LEOs for carrying multiple weapons.
 
bit of humor ii

I'm having lunch with a couple road cycling/mountain biking buddies and we're chatting about work, life, etc.
One of my friends says "Yeah, it gets hard to get in any exercise while traveling for work lately; it's a bummer."
Girlfriend of buddy 2 says "You should take up running."
Buddy 1 doesn't miss a beat "I've got a truck a bike and a gun. Why would I ever run?"

Not as funny as if grandma had said it, but it still made me shoot ice tea through my nose.
 
Hey, JIMSPD9, . . . can you check with that trooper, . . . see if he was the same one that stopped the old geezer in the new 'Vette?

Yeah, . . . old guy collected the insurance from death of his 2nd wife, . . . went right out and bought a red 'Vette, . . . and went cruisin, . . . at about 90.

Trooper went after him, . . . and he just pushed it to the floor, . . . then he changed his mind, . . . and stopped.

When the trooper asked him what the heck he was doin, . . . he just told him that a state trooper had taken his first wife from him some 30 years earlier, . . . and he at first thought that the trooper was trying to bring her back.

May God bless,
Dwight
 
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