Sorry Harry but it just ain't so. I own some of the best semi-autos money can buy, Sigs, HK, Para Ord, a new XD, Kimber, and even an old, old, .32 Pocket Pistol. All but the old Colt have been tuned ( ramps, chamber mouths, breech faces polished, fitted barrel bushings, extractors tuned, the whole nine yards ) by such as Cylinder and Slide, Kings, etc., and the best mags money can buy. I love shooting them and I do that a lot. Every one of them has at one time or another failed to feed with factory ball ammo, the bullet shape of choice for semi-autos. I have never had or seen a wheel gun malfunction, break down, fail to fire in training, informal range sessions, desert plinking sessions, but at almost every session at the outdoor ranges I use (the San Gabriel range is going to close soon, a real sorry thing ) I see folks trying to clear their semi-autos ( almost exclusively 1911's).
Getting a machine to consistently strip rounds held in a magazine below the barrel axis, with spring tension changing drastically from first round to last, change the bullet direction, bounce it off a ramp, slide it up between a breech face and extractor, and enter an off an off axis ( from the plane of the mag) chamber, go into battery, and have the extractor ( If I read one more gun rag article about 45's chambering on the case mouth I'm going to puke) hold the round securely enough for the firing pin to whack the primer hard enough to go bang. I'm amazed that that Browning, et al, made these things work as well as they do. Short cycling a revolver is not a hardware problem, it's an operator problem. I've never done it and don't know anyone that has even under stressful, life threatening situations. I have no idea what your talking about with uphill or upstairs problems. Revolvers don't give a rat's ---- about bullet shape, if they are upside down or sideways, or limp wristed. They just go bang every time you pull the trigger, Rugers, S&W's, Colts, doesn't matter, even when you don't clean them for 7200 rounds ( Not cool but I did it). Finally, if I thought there was any chance I would need more than six rounds, I would be carrying my P-14 or my XD and taking my chances.