Over the weekend, I fell into a deep sleep, and I was transported, by magic to a Perfect World. In many ways, it looked a lot like America, but there were several little factors that made it so,so much better..... Must have been too much Carlo Rossi Burgundy, but here's what I saw, in no particular order......
Gangs were treated as terrorist organizations. Well-regulated groups of citizens would spontanelusly gather and march off to wipe them out of our cities, with the blessing of the people, the media and the politicians. Then, the Enfields, Garands, Win.94s, AR-15s and M700s used to do this good deed would peacefully and without fuss return home with their heroic owners.
Crime was being punished "ad personam". On Sunday talk shows following a tragedy, the topic was "character assassination of the criminal"; and yet, the name of the offender was never mentioned. The hosts didn't want to give them any undeserved celebrity.
Criminal defense lawyers were, in case they lost, held accountable in conjunction with their clients.
Hollywood was given a deal: if you want to lawfully trumpet your anti-gun views, you are first compelled to eliminate all guns and violence from your products. That was when all actors and producers joined the NRA.
Teen-age murderers were all tried as adults. Wannabe nannies of the young thugs were only given the right to hold their hands as they received lethal injection, provided that they were forced to join the victim's family afterwards in an isolated, sound-proof room.
Charles Schumer, Ted Kennedy, Algore and Bill Clinton all dropped politics in favor of a 25-year, worldwide Beatles-Impersonators' tour.
Jesse Jackson also happily retired from politics, opening a successful Scooba-diving shop in Antigua.
The writings of Jefferson, Madison, Washington, Franklin et al were the only documents admissible in the interpretation of the Constitution; passing political fads no longer dictated the outcome of a Supreme Court session.
Janet Reno was sentenced to "impersonate herself for life at the Ripleys Wax Museum".
All newspapers, periodicals and TV programs that did not stick with facts and impartial interpretations were forced to display the following label: "This article (program) contains Liberal opinions, the veradicity of which has been disproven; read or view at your own risk".
Hillary was forced to become an NRA switchboard operator, while being allowed to be in charge of the soda machine in an Eastern Tennessee Truck-stop in her spare time.
Massad Ayoob was President, Charlton Heston was Speaker, and Sheriff Jim Wilson was Attornay General.
Rifle and pistol marksmanship were being offered as curriculum in public schools, with shotgunning for extra credit.
Our moderator, Dennis, shot the last spotted owl in California, and was treated like a VIP by all the major TV talk-shows.
It now is beutifully preserved at the Dallas-Fort Worth Outdoor World sporting-good store.
Did any of you ever have similar experiences?
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SI VIS PACEM, PARA BELLVM
Constitution-RKBA=a weakened document!
Gangs were treated as terrorist organizations. Well-regulated groups of citizens would spontanelusly gather and march off to wipe them out of our cities, with the blessing of the people, the media and the politicians. Then, the Enfields, Garands, Win.94s, AR-15s and M700s used to do this good deed would peacefully and without fuss return home with their heroic owners.
Crime was being punished "ad personam". On Sunday talk shows following a tragedy, the topic was "character assassination of the criminal"; and yet, the name of the offender was never mentioned. The hosts didn't want to give them any undeserved celebrity.
Criminal defense lawyers were, in case they lost, held accountable in conjunction with their clients.
Hollywood was given a deal: if you want to lawfully trumpet your anti-gun views, you are first compelled to eliminate all guns and violence from your products. That was when all actors and producers joined the NRA.
Teen-age murderers were all tried as adults. Wannabe nannies of the young thugs were only given the right to hold their hands as they received lethal injection, provided that they were forced to join the victim's family afterwards in an isolated, sound-proof room.
Charles Schumer, Ted Kennedy, Algore and Bill Clinton all dropped politics in favor of a 25-year, worldwide Beatles-Impersonators' tour.
Jesse Jackson also happily retired from politics, opening a successful Scooba-diving shop in Antigua.
The writings of Jefferson, Madison, Washington, Franklin et al were the only documents admissible in the interpretation of the Constitution; passing political fads no longer dictated the outcome of a Supreme Court session.
Janet Reno was sentenced to "impersonate herself for life at the Ripleys Wax Museum".
All newspapers, periodicals and TV programs that did not stick with facts and impartial interpretations were forced to display the following label: "This article (program) contains Liberal opinions, the veradicity of which has been disproven; read or view at your own risk".
Hillary was forced to become an NRA switchboard operator, while being allowed to be in charge of the soda machine in an Eastern Tennessee Truck-stop in her spare time.
Massad Ayoob was President, Charlton Heston was Speaker, and Sheriff Jim Wilson was Attornay General.
Rifle and pistol marksmanship were being offered as curriculum in public schools, with shotgunning for extra credit.
Our moderator, Dennis, shot the last spotted owl in California, and was treated like a VIP by all the major TV talk-shows.
It now is beutifully preserved at the Dallas-Fort Worth Outdoor World sporting-good store.Did any of you ever have similar experiences?
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SI VIS PACEM, PARA BELLVM
Constitution-RKBA=a weakened document!
