14 ways to be a good liberal

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RERICK

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1. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

2. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.

3. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

4. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV'S.


5. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

6. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

7. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.


8. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.



9. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution



10. You have to believe that taxes are too low but ATM fees are too high



11. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, George Washington or Abraham Lincoln.


12. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not


13. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.


14. You have to believe that this message is probably a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.




GOD BLESS AMERICA


Oops, can't do that either! How's that Marko ? Better ? :D
 
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